katie shorts

 

photo: fame pictures

 

Okay, so it's bad enough Suri Cruise has a $150,000 shoe collection and she's only 5 years-old!
Then I find out she's getting a $100,000 tree house. I can handle that Tom Cruise and his wife are richer than rich and can afford to spoil this little girl like this.

But then came the final blow: Katie Holmes was recently spotted at the beach wearing the pink Isabel Marant shorts I've been obsessing over. Yes, those same shorts every fashion-loving woman in North America would love to own, but they're sold out everywhere.

I am officially bitter.

Likely Katie will only wear these shorts once, then toss them into the depths of her walk-in closet. Or perhaps she will donate them to goodwill, or give them to the hired help.

Well, at least I picked up a pair of pink shorts at Forever 21 for the paltry sum of 13 bucks. Take that TomKat.